Coffee drinking while scootering

I’ve been thinking for some time of rigging myself something to nestle a coffee holding vessel somewhere on my scooter. Corazzo seems to make good products (though I bought a larger fancier Italian lap blanket instead of theirs) and this seems like an obviously handy one to have.
But patent pending, self-levelling, auto-gimbal? Either they’re trying to patent basic physics (inertia, gravity) or that is supposed to be internet humor…